Tuesday, June 06, 2006
RACHEL LIM RATNUM A.K.A RACIST RACHEL RATNUM
I have a friend.
Her name is Rachel.
She is by far,the funniest girl i ever known.
i thought i was lame,funny,witty and hilarious.
if you personally knew rachie,
you'd forgotten All about
that lame,funny,witty and hilarious side of me. .
Venue: St Hildas Secondary Chem Lab
Rachel is sitting beside Sherlyn.
a conversation strikes.
S: RACH!!!!! WHERE'S MY HARD GAY FROM THAiland!! u say u will buy back for us! where's my hard gay with the nipple rings. where where where!
R: heeheehee. dun have the gay. never bring back. only got nipple ring.
S: huh. Wa lau.WHY!
R: oh. cannot pass through immigration lah.
S: !! hahahaha
The chemistry teacher , Mr ba-kwa is teaching the students about
*it basically means positive and negative ions for all u chem-dunno-anything-lah out there*
so mr ba-kwa was teachin about the attraction between cations and anions when rachel suddenly turns to the ever-so-attentive me and asked.. ever-so-seriously..
R: So who u wana attract.. the cats or the ants?
S: ... !!!
Mr ba-kwa was talking about the O levels.
"the test-tubes u all can use..and my lab technicians will help u all wash. but dont so bad. one person use until 10 test-tubes ah! u count. here got 40 ppl. 40 X 10 = 400! then they have to clean 400 test tubes a day. clean until they.. *nt sure wad was the exact word he used but prolly is siao/mad/etc etc*
to this,sweet rachel turned to me once more and said
"aiyah.they only work once a year what."
smelly rambutans. i laughed until my tummy hurt. and i was tickled pink green and orange by rachel that day.
couldnt stop laughing.
oh no.. haha.
so there u go everyone
racist rachel ratnum
4h's clown and ehh-fren! with the typical i-slap-ur-shoulder-and-go-Yo greeting.
our beloved racist bitch whom all the malay indians chinese and bangalas love~
=) =) =)
badminton with zer and benster.
futile attempt cuz we started laughin and callin each other names.
Ben is Andy
and i am Candy
reminscing bout computer games of our childhood past.
i concluded that
gunbound is the weirdest game ever
1. No guns are involved.
2. You never ever get bounded/binded. -eh whatever lah-
zer and ben were gushin over that game.
"eh my rank the highest u noe! etc etc etc!"
they enlightened me on the fact that instead of guns
they used cannon
my brain began to work and then i thought
eh. muz well call it cannon ball instead of gunbound right.
cannon ball..cannon ball.
i thought about street fighter.
den chun li.
ALUGEN! *lol. u noe that fight-technique that kuku- KEN like to use.
wa lau i love streeet fighter man.
talked about NEOpets and my fetish with them.
told them hw silly i was when i was in pri 4-6?
i had a gorgeous neopet account.
200 000 points and account.
my beautiful neopets.
someone hacked it.
i guess it was my fault.
my username was sher_wong
and my password was
anyhow. i decided to go track my old sch days where i played real-life barbie and neopets and giggled over them.
there and then on monday. i decided to recreate a neopet account.
zer and ben are my new neo-buddies.
we gona be the best neo-pet-ters in the world.
caught "The Nun" at tamp mall.
so long never see him already!
"the nun" was baaad lah.
only thing i liked was the whole..
it started with sin..and eve ur the sin...
and in the bible, Sin First begun when eve took that bite off the forbidden apple.
so i thought the whole sin-eve thing was pretty cool.
other than that.
moo-v with rach tml.
sentosa on friday.
gym on saturday.
flatland comp at suntec with cons and junda on sunday.
packed.packed.packed.. just the way i <3 href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3899/2389/1600/sweets.0.jpg">
A pencil-box full of sweeeets.
MUM signed both of us up at this new gym in parkway parade today.
pretty expensive i feel. =x
but its kinda cool.
i got my own personal trainer man!
his name is ron and he is damn fit lah.
another guy ..the "consultant" i think. his name is ah lub
pronounced as ah laaarp.
he talks damn fast.
i like the gym.
20 000 square feet.
with classes on yoga,pilates all these.
but the thing is i got no one to accompany me. mum cant go everydae.
chatted with ron.
its so cool lah.
he was into aggresive in-line skating last time and i told him i was a lil into flatland.
and he immediately knew the whole "bmx-flatland scene"
everybody get ready for the gym-freak me.
pictures on the gym tml kaye?
im fasting on blogging on mon wed fri
ciao ciao. <3 <3 <3
maybe we'll go too far,we just dont care